puto hopper

If your a guy and go to a bar and are approached by a female. She then tries to set you up with her best gay boyfriend only to find out your straight. Your offended and walk away as far as possible only to have that puto hopper follow you around like a grass hopper because he can't take his eye off you.

Mitch "Dude why the fuck are we hopping around this bar so fast? We just got here"

Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"

Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"

by mierda mouse October 3, 2011

puto el que lo lea

Tradution of spanish to english , any insult for whom is reading this

Hey Look at this

Puto el que lo lea or in english stupid who read this

by Samysuper14 May 21, 2017

puto madre

The Spanish word for mother fucker

"Hola, puto Madre! "

by Batty man2000 August 19, 2017

puto jefe

Mexican slang for "Boss Bitch"!

Me to my co-workers: Round here I'm the puto jefe!

by BroncoBiggie69 December 7, 2016

puto enfermo

epic word. can be used for anything.

man 1: a mi me gusta comer mierda
man 2: wow!! ''puto enfermo''

by jobro1980 May 21, 2021

puto que lo lea

means, “whoever reads this is a little bitch”

joaquín wrote on the board, “puto que lo lea”

by cumboots December 8, 2021

Puto Slobs

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.

Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.

by ob=y August 16, 2022