Facebook probation

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.

1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.

by tdbmachine January 6, 2008

conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.

Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

masturbation probation

When one goes an extended period of time without jerking off. Most will give in to willpower and natural urges, but the courageous and strong can sometimes go for days or weeks without choking the chicken. See The Contest (Seinfeld).

"Yo dude, check out this porn video I found!"
"Nah man, not tonight. I've decided to go on masturbation probation."

by Gayaka June 20, 2009

probation

when your under supervision by a probation officer, whilst on probation you cannot commit any more crimes

it must be bad to be on probation

by fresh prince February 26, 2005

probationary relationship

a relationship in which one of the people is just trying the relationship out because of uncertainty if he/she loves his/her partner

she said yes when i asked her out...but its a probationary relationship cause she wants to see if i'm right for her

by JSHIZZLE February 17, 2008

pramption

n. Describes the condition that occurs when underwear or too tight-fitting leggings or trousers ride up into one's butt crack.

Also, depramp (v.), which describes the act of pulling away the offending article of clothing from the butt crack to rectify one's pramption.

If you wear tighty whities in hot and humid summer weather, you will almost certainly get a bad case of pramption.

by Barquentine January 7, 2014

Probation

One of the only things that will keep a true stoner from getting high

Joe: Hey man you want to go smoke a joint?
Sam: Man i would love to but i can't.
Joe: Why not?
Sam: I'm on Probation man... i get drug tested once a month now and if i fail i go to jail.

by mirrorinthebathroom May 28, 2007