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pregnant 

an exclamation used to describe or identify the characteristics of anything, depending on tone of voice and situation.
guy1:"Hey i just found ten dollars on the ground!"
guy 2" totally pregnant, lets buy some weed!"

girl1" omg jill, steve has been cheating on me with stacy"
jill"wow that is so fucking pregnant, what a whore stacy is too"

guy1" my wife is pregnant!!"
guy2" thats SOOO PREGNANT!!!!...WITH TWINS!!!!"
pregnant by ballackschweini13x7 September 30, 2008
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Pregnant 

Basically don’t do it, you get fat and you have a little hoe like you expecting to live off u for free for like twenty years like no hoe if you wanna live with me you have to pay the bills.
Hoe: I’m pregnant

Logical person: we should look for jobs for her.
Ya.
Pregnant by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

pregnant 

Damn that mother fucking cute ass nigga got me pregnant!!!1
pregnant by 1232345544 November 30, 2017

pregnant 

When on the greatest showman Hugh jackman touched Michelle and she gets pregnant
Hugh: Let’s have KIDSSS!!!
Hugh: (TOUCHES HER STOMATCH AND GETS HER PREGNANT!!!!!)

(WHY CANT ZAC EFRON OR HUGH JACKMAN OR ONE OFF THE DOLAN TWINS DO THIS TO ME THO LIKE WHY!!!!!)

Pregnant 

When a phone autocorrects Pringles
Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"
Pregnant by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Pregnant 

It's when a boy sticks his d*** in yo p**** and it touches an egg in yo body and it creates a baby
Gf: I'm pregnant
Bf: OMFG I'M GONNA BE A DAD
Pregnant by Big Miyaaa April 14, 2020

Pregnant 

Your fucked.
Wow you forgot to use a condom? She’s pregnant? Well dude you’re fucked
Pregnant by anonymous March 14, 2021