pooper pact

A pact made between a group of friends, usually girls, who promise each other to never have butt sex, or allow anything up their "pooper" unless it is for medical purposes. Guys may also have a variation of this, promising to not stick it in any girls "pooper". It should be made official with a pinkie promise

Guy: Hey you want to have butt sex?
Girl: No! I made the Pooper Pact!

by Adri226 January 27, 2009

pooper chute

1. Anus
2. Exit point for fecal material

My roids are bothering me. I need to rub some Preparation H on my pooper chute.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

Pooper Trooper

A girl who can take your whole cock up her ass for as long as you want.

She was a real pooper trooper last night.... she took it up the pooper all night long!

by Nolatele February 23, 2015

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

by snarftits September 17, 2014

Pooper Stupor

When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.

Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!

by The Real Chas April 28, 2017

pooper nutter

someone who is buzz kill in every situation.

Person 1: Hey! I just got accepted to college!
Person 2: did you know 80% of the students there end up dying slow and painful deaths?
Person 1: what?
Person 3: jeezz mon, you a pooper nutter.

by toschoolforcool March 19, 2011

Pooper Love

giving your loved one anal action.

I gave my wife the best pooper love last night

by Tayllor October 10, 2008