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Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.
Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!
by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014
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ball point pen ass

After pooping no matter how many times you wipe your anus, there is a brown smear on the toilet paper. Over and over and over.......
Dude, I just went through two rolls of toilet paper 'cause I have ball point pen ass.....
by Kamikariad March 31, 2015
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point man

Ordinarily a military term, but recently having found its way into everyday jargon, a point man is member of an operation who leads at the front of the group. Generally this causes them to be the first person exposed to threat or danger.

The act of being a point man is to "be on point," "take point," or "walk point."
I'll be your point man since you're not familiar with the area. Make sure you watch my back.
by Tatsumatic April 3, 2011
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Rooty tooty point and shooty

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!
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Microsoft Points

The currency created by Microsoft for when they take over the world.
"Hey you can't use those Euro's in here!"
"Huh?"
"We only accept Microsoft Points!"
by SilentScream April 1, 2009
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Pity Points

An arbitrary score that is given to a person who tries to make people feel sorry for them all the time.
Wow...are you really going to post that? It looks like someone is trying to get pity points from some random chickenheads.
by UdigIdugGyal December 1, 2010
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13 point Grateful Dead bolt

Theee 13 point Grateful Dead lightning bolt is located inside of the stealie. The logo was always on the bands equipment and eventually symbolized the band itself. When you see the 13 point bolt(or of course... the stealie) you have encountered a fractal of the Grateful Dead's essence, a piece/part of them. SMILE!!!
The 13-point lightning bolt was derived from a stencil Owsley Bear(along with his close friend Bob Thomas)created to spray-paint on the Grateful Dead's equipment. Owsley was an underground lsd cook/ longtime soundman and financier for the dead)

The Dead in those days had to play in a lot of festival style shows where the equipment would all wind up at the back of the stage in a muddle, it was created to help the crew find the Dead's equipment in the jumble of multiple bands' identical black equipment boxes at festivals.

The lightning bolt design came to him after seeing a similar design on a roadside advertisement: "One day in the rain, I looked out the side and saw a sign along the freeway which was a circle with a white bar across it, the top of the circle was orange and the bottom blue. I couldn't read the name of the firm, and so was just looking at the shape. A thought occurred to me: if the orange were red and the bar across were a lightning bolt cutting across at an angle, then we would have a very nice, unique and highly identifiable mark to put on the equipment."
I got a 13 point Grateful Dead bolt tattooed behind my left ear to show my everlasting love for jerry, the band, and the rest of the crew. Peace love Space.
by justAnothercatt July 20, 2010
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