Ploft

A trapped turd

I can feel a big ploft pushing hard on my anus

by Boost October 19, 2012

poorformance

A movie, play, concert, dance, etc. too ghastly for words.

Even John Updike couldn't describe the poorformance that My Chemical Romance put on last night!

by JohnnyLurg May 11, 2010

Plorin

A short, easily confused, person named Chris who usually plays third string goalie, and has no life outside of homework. Makes random meaningless remarks.

A plorin can be heard saying: "Tomorrow's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!" "Its bloody cold!!" "At least we don't have to write it by hand."

by schroederbate February 5, 2009

Plorts

Plaid shorts, usually not acceptable to wear out in public unless at a golf tourament.

People who want to get laid should not wear plorts.

by YesImAGinger November 11, 2010

Plornby

The act of interlocking toes with another individual. Whether consensual or not. Commonly done when the feet and toes are covered in something(peanut butter and jelly is common).

Tim: Now the he is drugged, ima plornby him so hard.
Smith: *gets plorbyied"

by Dont Neg ME October 2, 2018

Plouffe

(verb) To screw up severely, in a manner deserving only the worst criticism.

Upon missing the last note in Ziggy Stardust on Guitar Hero, Mike was informed that he had plouffed up.

by Tim-A September 20, 2006

plorgo

Plorgo is a word that annoys people if repeated a million times in HUGE letters.

ZekeyLizard says:
Do you know what i like about you?

PLORGO
PLORGO
PLORGO
PLORGO

by Sex January 4, 2005