Skip to main content

Cincinnati beef patty

1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.

2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.

2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.
by monstertruckdriver February 13, 2014
mugGet the Cincinnati beef patty mug.

Cincinnati Platter

Combines best of both worlds...a golden shower and cleveland steamer performed simultaneously. This will satisfy the biggest of appetites.
Dom went to visit KB in DC and unbeknownst to him she was planning to perform a Cincinnati Platter, he enjoyed it immensely.
by WhoDey10 January 16, 2010
mugGet the Cincinnati Platter mug.

Hamburger Patty

When a guy is getting rammed in the fartbox by another fine gent, their balls clap together. A hamburger Patty is made by insertion of face between said clapping balls.
Did you hear about Sarah? She got the Hamburger Patty from Jamal and Tyreke.
by three-oh-five November 2, 2011
mugGet the Hamburger Patty mug.

PattyBakes

Any fellow female stoner (weed-smoker/dabette) with a name that starts with "Pat."

For example: Patricia, Patrice, etc.

A specific "stoner" nickname given to a "Pat," replacing the traditional nickname, "Patty cakes," inspired by one of the oldest nursery rhymes ever, "Pat-a-cake."
Aril: hey, do you know that female??

Ricardo: Uhh, YEA. that's PattyBakes

Aril: wtf, pattyBAKES?..

Ricardo: Yea, that's Patty. She smokes weed. Patty(actually)Bakes..
Aril: Ohh.. well, that's cool, bro...

PattyBakez420 is the OG PattyBakes.
by PattyBakes420 November 15, 2013
mugGet the PattyBakes mug.

Perry the platypus

He is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus who they say doesn't do much but is actually a secret agent for major Monogram and his arch-nemesis is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Perry the platypus, what an unexpected surprise, and by unexpected, I mean... completely expected!
by topaz6 April 18, 2010
mugGet the Perry the platypus mug.

Patty Jack

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.
Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..
by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012
mugGet the Patty Jack mug.

Platypunigirapanidananero

A platypus thats riding a Giraffe who is wearing a pandananero (a panda bandanna that has a sombrero over it) while wearing a tunic
OH Man did you see that Platypunigirapanidananero go by
by Carpet_Man July 20, 2010
mugGet the Platypunigirapanidananero mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email