Phil

Dyslexic

Phil is dyslexic... What a melt

by Small milhouse prick May 21, 2019

Phil

When you extremely over wieght

You are very phil

by Woryhhijj June 25, 2019

Phil

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰

Phil is so scary

by lil_wayne78 June 3, 2020

Phil

The dumbest human.

He’s a Phil.

by Catsmth September 29, 2020

Phil

An undercover police officer in a highschool.

Tommy: yo who's that kid over there??
Andrew: I'm not sure but he looks like a phil

by Att1225 May 13, 2016

Phil

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by Philoo3 September 2, 2018

Phil

A strange species of inbred human shit from the lost world, Pakistan. They are easily recognizable for their lack of intelligence, infected lip piercings, and a very strange looking mohawk. If you come in contact with a Phil be sure not to look at it directly for its ugliness may cause permanent eye damage. They are loners and very dangerous in social events.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that guy?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Phil. Don't make eye contact!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Last person who did went blind.

by DinasaurHunter October 4, 2011