phantoming

Phantoming is when you and another person, usually the ugly girl/guy at the party, end up sneaking off to have sex due to shame or other reasons. Usually done in an adjacent room, sneakily. No one must know about this at the time being. No one.
Remember that girl with the fat ass at the party last night? Ya, we went out Phantoming.
by Mark Conrad August 31, 2007
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phantom

When you are fucking and cannot cum so you fake an orgasm. Made famous by Teflon Thompson.
I was so drunk I just pulled a phantom.
by SusieS May 12, 2007
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the phantom

when your doing a girl in the butt and spit on her back so she turns around, thinking you busted, and you shoot it in her eye
i was doing this girl in the butt and she wouldn't stop squealing so i decided to pull a phantom on her pig ass
by pat May 6, 2004
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phantom

false; has never happened; bogus; wrong; incorrect; not right
"That shit's phantom!"
by triple threat ™ May 22, 2007
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phantom

a girl with no ass wearing tight-fitting clothing to give the illusion of booty
me: 'damn that girl's got ass yo!'

baz: 'nah man, i'm gonna call that out as phantom! it looks like booty cos she's wearing a tight skirt but that shits gonna disappear in a pair of jeans yo!'
by thicklover October 24, 2012
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Phantom Shagger

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.
Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.
by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013
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Phantom of the Megaplex

Is Kathleen's.
Girl #1: "Let's go talk to Phantom of the Megaplex."
Girl #2: "No no, he's Kathleen's."
by Sarah Lee Simmons January 22, 2009
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