Perpetually High Steve

That kid in my cisco class who was forever stoned.

Bastardization of Extra High Steve

Perpetually High Steve, often named on the couches in the lobby.

by Monkey December 14, 2003

Perpetual Jet Lag

A hard rock band known for their epic music and energetic stage performance. They hail from the state of Washington in the United States. The music describes levels of society, including the envronment, war, disatisfaction with music, and very often social status.

Perpetual Jet Lag formed their band, the greatest seen in all the land. They said "come fellows take our hands, we'll bring this rock to everyman."

by theroosterman February 8, 2010

Perpetual Economic Fear

The cycle of a society fearing and producing difficult economic conditions. This fear of future economic turmoil is due to current poor conditions. Thus the society stops functioning normally due to the fear and consequentially generates more fear and worse conditions.

The recession of 2008 deepened into a depression in 2009 due to perpetual economic fear.

by Wobbe January 20, 2009

Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.

Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.

by Threadpuller March 25, 2011

Perpetual Virginity

When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin

Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.

by Daj Chazyx June 15, 2012

Perpetual Hangover

The state of consuming alcohol at a level that you are either intoxicated or having a hangover, not allowing yourself to recover enough to function as a normal member of society.

One reason of landing in this state can be reaching the goat threshold.

Since the last time I met with Mitko my life has been a perpetual hangover.

by makopowered October 30, 2019

perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post

Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard

by ShillBilly March 18, 2021