Paintball

A game in which opposing teams use CO2 operated guns to propel a ball filled with paint at one another. When you are hit with the "paintball" you are considered "out of the game". This continues until the requiered objective is complete(usually capturing a flag or eliminating the entire opposing team).Special games of "Speedball" are often played where the players are in close proximity to each other, often using inflatable "bunkers" as thier only cover. The guns or "markers" as they are often referred to as, use CO2 or Nitro as a propellant for the shperical shaped projectile or "paintball". When fired at a high velocity, they are known to bruise or even break bare skin. This is why there is a common limit to how hard they can shoot usually around 300fps.

Now stop acting like little bitches arguing over whos better and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

by matt August 23, 2003

Paintball God

Rich Telford or Alex Fraige, or Matty Marshall

1)one who is ridiculously amazing at the extreme sport of paintball, and doesn't see losing as a possiblity.

2)one who is extremely dedicated to paintball and it shows in his gametime performance. he should also be knowledgeable about the inner workings of his marker.

"Dam man, i just played against a Paintball God, he literally ran the field."

"Yo, most of the guys on Sunday Teams are Paintball Gods."

"What!?, this guy jus took his marker completely apart, cleaned it, upgraded it, and reassembled it in like 15 mins, definite Paintball God."

by paintball rep March 31, 2009

paintball

Best sports never invented ! Some people play speedball, fast, with a lot of action and some play recball, in wood, more tactic. Some shoot 15 bps some don't. oh and btw .. if you never played paintball ... go start now and don't ask yourself why your life is boring !

People playing paintball on a supair are speedballers...

by PaintballMontreal December 28, 2005

Paintball sex

Either when your balls smack against your girlfriend and bruise from being too rough, or when your girlfriend bites down too hard when giving you head and you give her her a punch in the gut to correct her mistake.
2. Sex that is too rough for either party and results in possible injury. Comparable to paintball without clothes on.

Steve- I was about to give her a dirty sanchez but it turned into paintball sex after she bit down.
John- Too right buddy I practically puked after my balls hit Megan too hard last night.

by See "Airsoft sex" August 3, 2010

Paintball

A Sport.

A Lifestyle.

There is nothing like it in the world. The comradery, the teamwork, the family, the energy. It's absolutely amazing. You get on the field, butterflies in your stomach, ready to shoot some people in the face. You look at your opponents who are ready to do what they do. You glance at your teammates, with fire in their eyes. This is what you live for. Nothing matters but this. Right now. With your family. Working together to achieve a goal. This is paintball.

Love it, for it is what you live for.

Paintball is life.

Airsoft is death.

by BigBalla89 July 23, 2006

paintballing

the act of performing a paintball trigger maneuver while fingering a female patron

Nick is paintballing a random chick after she sucks his finger.

by PC y E August 5, 2008

paintball

The worlds fastest growing sport, basaiclly a ball the size of marble filled with paint is shot out of a barrel at 290-300 fps, it hurts when you get hit but its barreable. Most people that dislike this sport are FUCKING CUNTS that have no balls and can take no pain, they say that this is a excuse and a joke compared to the militay when more than likely they are just hippies that eat no meat (except the cock) and burn flags.

I googed that idiot accross the field as he ran!

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005