paedonoia

Derived from a combination of "paedophile" and "paranoia" - used to describe the closure of a service, website, etc. because of the potential fear that it MIGHT be abused by paedophiles.

A bit like closing down your car dealership because you're afraid one of your customers MIGHT run someone over.

Paedonoia caused the closure of yet another internet service today.

by Mikky April 3, 2004

parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

Paxton Hall Yoshida

The hottest guy on Netflix. It’s a fact. Also Ben is cute but im team paxton cuz man he’s fine asl

Someone: What team are you for in never have I ever?
Me: im Team Paxton Hall Yoshida of course.

by urmommythatmakesfbmemes July 25, 2021

John James Parton

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

Payton

An amazing, beautiful, kind, pretty, stunning, shy girl. She's hard to get to know but once you do she is easy to love. No one compares to her.

Omg look at that amazing beautiful girl Payton!

by Paigenstien November 4, 2013

Payton

The kindest heart you will ever meet. Smart, imaginative, creative, and energetic. One of the most amazing artists. With one smile can wipe away worries and fear. Very strong and a great friend to all.

Man I was pissed but Payton made me feel so much better!
Did you see that drawing that Payton just did? Man that kid is tallented!

by mommahotness February 3, 2010

mike patton

the man who knocks the socks off musical expectations

mike patton f*cking rocks.

by firefaery July 20, 2004