P.P.S

Pumps Per Second ; The speed per second at which one masturbates

I was on BangBros watching this big butt brazillian get pounded and my P.P.S hit all time highs!!

by Rey Chorizo October 7, 2010

P.P.E.

Acronym for Personal Pussy Eater.

One who is in a committed relationship and eats pussy regularly.

My husband is my P.P.E.

by CLK July 17, 2006

P.P.A

P.P.A stands for "Potential Pigeon Alert".

Its a term used to describe a girl that exhibits pigeon-like tendencies but you cannot definitively label her a pigeon without seeing more of her in action

Newton: "I just bought this girl 5 straight rounds of shots at the bar"

Jenny: "Did she offer a buy-back?"

Newton: "Nope"

Jenny: "P.P.A"

by The Guy at Macquarie December 11, 2009

p.p.mackon

a nickname for the word penis, dick, or wang.

"Dude, that girl hit my p.p.mackon HARD!"

by iitsSaraahh April 17, 2010

p-p-dance

when you jump all around so that your balls and thunderstick move up and down."wear loose underware"

ryan and michael did the p-p-dance all around school yesterday.

by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003

P.P.P.P.P.R.

Military acronym for "Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Results".

Kid - I got an F on my math test.
Dad - P.P.P.P.P.R.

by Sid244 March 18, 2018

P.P.S

(Post Period Syndrome) When PMS just isn't enough! The moodswings and craziness carries on until after you stop menstrating and it occurs all over again.

Lauren: "Wow Carrie's being a bitch today..."
Jen: "Yeah, but it's not that time of month for her because that was definatly last week."
Lauren: "Oh. it must be P.P.S."
Jen: "Yeah, haha sucks for her."

by Lauren and Jen March 7, 2008