A term first coined within a Tim Horton's kitchen in a small Canadian town of Sudbury Ontario, the otter slap is when someone, normally a baker, first dunks his hand into a bin of glaze and then slaps a person in the face for doing something stupid.
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Skinny kid who thinks he's smart and who'll never grow up but loves bukkake with drunken, hypomanic English chicks.
by Windsorgirl August 14, 2010
Get the skinny otter mug.The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.
by d-bomba March 20, 2010
Get the otters breath mug.1. Someone who constantly looks at crotches.
2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.
2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.
Gary would you stop being a crotch otter and look me in the eyes?
Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!
That guy totally crotch ottered you!
Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!
That guy totally crotch ottered you!
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Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)
The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.
Form of diabetes set on by a sickeningly large amount of cute cause by Otters doing inexplicably cute/adorable actions or noises. (Male, Female, big, small, young, old, anthropomorphic, feral, etc.)
The more otters that are within the picture, and the cuter they are acting, the greater the risk of catching Otterbetes. A side effect of Otterbetes is that the afflicted cannot get enough cuteness from what they see, and then crave more.
Example:
Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"
Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."
Woman: "Why do you have all of those empty insulin vials by your computer?"
Man: "I was browsing youtube and I came across a video of baby otters in a bath tub...they were too cute too fast, and I caught Otterbetes...I can't stop watching them..."
by Scotter Otter January 5, 2014
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