Get the Ornithoscelidaphobia mug.A guy who secretly loves his female 'friend', and may go out of his way to accommodate her (like moving her couch). Either the guy was shot-down early on and was placed in the friend-zone, or he never had the balls to ask her out and inadvertently placed himself in the friend zone.
John wasn't actually a real friend, he was just another orbital of yours. That's why he was being an ass to your boyfriend.
John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
John is such an orbital. Look, he's moving a his hot friend's couch on his back!
by djsynergy September 9, 2009
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The third wheel that invades time with potential couples. He is hung up on the girl that invites him to hang out only out of pity. While hanging out with the actual guy she is interested in, an orbiter will constantly text her some really lame shit in hopes to get invited to the festivities. Ultimately, he will invite himself over and make things extremely akward among the potential couple.
Girl: Look what my friend text me
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
Guy: Lemme see
Orbiter's Text Message: are you hungry? im so depressed and hungry...luckily food is the cure to depression! ;)
Guy: WOW.
Girl: haha
Guy: Is he being serious?
Girl: haha, yes he is bringing me food.
Guy: what a fucking clown
by thedude8266 July 22, 2013
Get the Orbiter mug.a great song by david bowe which many people now adays would not listen to because of their musical ignorance, its about the space exploratipn of 1969
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Get the space oddity mug.Focusing all of one's attention and energy on a specific person whenever they're around, typically done in large groups especially on the internet/social media but also in real life. The orbiter(s) likely have different reasons for orbiting, usually to gain something. May also include shifting their personal beliefs and opinions to match the person being orbited, and constantly praising them or doing their best not to anger.
Ex. 1
Guy 1: Did you see Sarah's newest selfie on Instagram?
Guy 2: Yeah, it got tons of likes so fast. Everyone's kissing up to her in the comments too.
Guy 1: Yeah. I like her pink hair though.
Guy 2: I thought you didn't like dyed hair?
Guy 1: I don't, but it looks good on her. I mentioned it in my DM to her.
Guy 2: I never thought you would orbit her too.
Ex 2:
Guy 1: You ever notice how a group of people always forms around Derek? Everyone tries to sit next to him at lunch, or in class.
Guy 2: That's what happens when you're popular. People will orbit you, and sometimes you get popular just by hanging with them, especially if they like you.
Guy 1: Kinda sucks that Mike, Joey, and Ashley stopped sitting with us though.
Guy 2: They'll be back when Derek is absent or something.
Guy 1: Did you see Sarah's newest selfie on Instagram?
Guy 2: Yeah, it got tons of likes so fast. Everyone's kissing up to her in the comments too.
Guy 1: Yeah. I like her pink hair though.
Guy 2: I thought you didn't like dyed hair?
Guy 1: I don't, but it looks good on her. I mentioned it in my DM to her.
Guy 2: I never thought you would orbit her too.
Ex 2:
Guy 1: You ever notice how a group of people always forms around Derek? Everyone tries to sit next to him at lunch, or in class.
Guy 2: That's what happens when you're popular. People will orbit you, and sometimes you get popular just by hanging with them, especially if they like you.
Guy 1: Kinda sucks that Mike, Joey, and Ashley stopped sitting with us though.
Guy 2: They'll be back when Derek is absent or something.
by PoonaniTsunami October 8, 2017
Get the Orbit mug.The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.
-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.
-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.
-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.
-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.
-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.
by familyguyfan6969 May 7, 2009
Get the bro-ordinate mug.Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.
Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.
Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.
Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.
Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.
Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.
Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011
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