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whole-lease

A deez nuts joke. If someone asks what whole-lease is, the joke teller can reply with “Whole-lease nuts in yo mouth (hold deez nuts in your mouth)” or something along the lines of that
Bruh 1: Hey bro do you have anything whole-lease here?

Bruh 2: Uh… no? What’s whole-lease?

Bruh 1: WHOLE-LEASE NUTS IN YO MOUTH! HAH! GOT EM!

Bruh 2: Damnit!
by SqueakyRobloxer July 26, 2021
mugGet the whole-leasemug.

Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)
Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!
by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021
mugGet the Lease Pimpmug.

Ride Leasing Ltd

Ride Leasing Ltd is by far the best car leasing company in the U.K! You want a car? They have them all! BMW? They have them! Tesla? They have them! Audi? They have them! Mercedes-Benz? They have them! Porsche? Of course, they have them!
"Ride Leasing Ltd got me the best car leasing deal I could ask for! Thank you Ride Leasing Ltd.!"
by morgzzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2021
mugGet the Ride Leasing Ltdmug.

On-lease

Something that is super cool, usually referring to an object of some sort, like vehicle, jewelry or anything that just overall “bad ass “

On lease stems from the idea that it’s outside of a person‘s price range. Not meant as derogatory. Became a popular term in the hip-hop and rap, music industry in and around Minneapolis-St. Paul.
You like your friends boots she’s wearing so you saydamn girl, those boots are on-lease! Or just” that shits on lease!
by SunTex68 April 10, 2025
mugGet the On-leasemug.
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mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Soho By Sparta's Tupac Shakur Intrumental Type Beat Was Leased By Angel Jose Robles, However It Was Leased By An Electronic Mail Address That Is Not Recognized By Angel Jose Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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