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lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.
Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.
by mangus May 26, 2004
mugGet the lawn cigarmug.

Park Lawn

A run-down ghetto in the heart of Etobicoke. Filled to the brim with low-cost, run-down apartments, rented out by European Immigrants and Hicks. Right next to a Sewage Treatment Plant.
I'm glad I live on the other side of Park Lawn Road, so I don't have to live in that ghetto.
by CanadianEh July 9, 2007
mugGet the Park Lawnmug.

Lawn Burro

Literally: Thank You

This how Red Necks say thank you in Spanish. It is a phonetic transliteration of "Grassy Ass." The Red Neck attempt at pronouncing Gracias.

Because the attempt at prouncing gracias is usually an honest effort at inclusivity Lawn Burro is way of gently referring to people who are kind hearted but don't quite get it.

Sometimes replaces De Nada.
Among a Spanish Speaker and Souther non-Spanish Speaker who are friendly:

non-Spanish Speaker, "Grassy Ass"

Spanish Speaker in reply, "Lawn Burro"
by AlephNautical November 9, 2010
mugGet the Lawn Burromug.

Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.
asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012
mugGet the Ninjas on the lawnmug.

Lawn Cocks

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
mugGet the Lawn Cocksmug.

Lawn Duty

When you’re hiding your juul pods from the broskis
John was on lawn duty when the frat did a juul search
by YoWASSAdude October 17, 2019
mugGet the Lawn Dutymug.

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