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old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)
It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Old People Day

Old People Day: On December 6th the celebration of either a friend or family member to cherish their long life
Hey gramps it’s old people day let’s go do something
by Conneryjames64 December 5, 2023
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Old people

Americans over 50 are worse than younger people at telling facts from opinions, according to a new study by Pew Research Center.

Given 10 statements, five each of fact and opinion, younger Americans correctly identified both the facts and the opinions at higher rates than older Americans did. Forty-four percent of younger people identified all five opinions as opinions, while only 26 percent of older people did. And 18-to-29-year-olds performed more than twice as well as the 65+ set. Of the latter group, only 17 percent classified all five facts as factual statements.
P1: old people have an opinion about everything if it's not done old school it's incorrect.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019
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old people dust

Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.
Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.

What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
by rwellz April 26, 2024
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Old People Sex

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021
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Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.
My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).
by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022
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