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octopussy

When a female's genetalia looks like a sea-creature (octopuss) crawled up in her and let its tentacles hang out a bit.
Her octopussy sucks back up in her when it feels the cold air and when its in the heat it prefers to dangle to get more air or possibly food.
by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004
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Octopus Hands

A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!
Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....
by Carmen Brown21 February 24, 2010
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Octapussy

8 spots on a woman's body when a penis can be inserted. 1) Vagina 2) Rectum 3) Mouth 4) Between tits 5) Left armpit 6) Right armpit 7) Between feet 8) Between hands
Bill: So Bryan, how was your date with Monica last night? Did you get a run around the bases?

Bryan: More like a double grand slam, Monica gave me access to her octapussy.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
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Paint the Octopus

Code word to say that you had sexual intercourse for the very first time. (Octopus is often painted purple)
See: Octopusnity
David said, "Hey guys tonight I'm going to Paint the Octopus"
by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009
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octopussy

When a girls vagina is stretched out to eight times its original size.
I would have sex with her but I dont have enough for her octopussy.
by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004
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Octopus Fuck Session

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.
"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"
by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004
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Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.
Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.
by DoraKnob November 29, 2009
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