Origami Pussy

The world's rarest type of vagina. An origami pussy is the definition of perfection.

It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.

They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.

In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.

If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.
Matt: Man this girl Katie has an Origami Pussy!

Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!
by MattMalzone May 05, 2024
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origami pussy

The street term referring to female vaginas being "loose" in nature. Meaning a depreciation in value over the years.
"nigga, she got a stanky, origami pussy bruh"
by tobykeithlegioniryafan December 08, 2017
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intellectual origami

Like word salad but the words coming out of the person speaking actually sound intelligent and enable the speaker to come across as intellectual. Intellectual origami involves sounding intellectual for the sake of sounding intellectual. The speaker will use high profile and scientific sounding words. Think of origami like an intricately folded collection of sharp edges which look impressive, but have much less weight than you’d think.
Paul from Love Is Blind deployed his intellectual origami when speaking or answering any question that production asked him. It would sound impressive, but ultimately it was just a form of intellectual word salad.
by Bah Zah May 05, 2023
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Origami niggers

The people of Asia with good folding skills
Did you see them origami niggers?

No man they are called Asians now
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origami

something ill never be good at. i cant even make a paper airplane
im bad at origami
by Xeries July 22, 2024
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Origami

Origami: The singular paper forming something more grandiose as one United piece symbolicly represents the ideology of communism.
by TeddyBearJunction May 14, 2018
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Origami

It’s just quite simply DmSetters
Yeah DmSetters is such a fucking origami
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