When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"
Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"
Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"
Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019
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by (((thesjews))) November 3, 2016
Get the offended mug."My phone won't stop going off."
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."
"Hey"
"What's Up"
"What are you doing"
"You must be at work"
"hey"
"Everyone knows Blake is a registered text offender. He sends 500 texts at a time."
"Hey"
"What's Up"
"What are you doing"
"You must be at work"
"hey"
by feyonce' August 6, 2014
Get the Registered Text Offender mug.The easily offended are, self-explanatorily, people who are easily offended. They are commonly classed as such due to how easy it is for them to get into too much of a hissy fit when they have resulted from even the slightest of offence.
This usually entails people who are, unfortunately, very easily manipulated, but includes however are not limited to religious people, ones that are far too attached to/with something (e.g: see weeaboo) or simply lifeforms that cannot handle a rational disagreement - let alone just a typical gossip.
To cause offence to the easily offended usually leads to the 'causer' having to put up with their whiny attempts to show how much pain the 'causer' has caused them, and it has been well known that the 'causer' is expected to apologise, improve upon their actions, or even make up for the altercation in some way - when clearly, it's the easily offended's fault.
This usually entails people who are, unfortunately, very easily manipulated, but includes however are not limited to religious people, ones that are far too attached to/with something (e.g: see weeaboo) or simply lifeforms that cannot handle a rational disagreement - let alone just a typical gossip.
To cause offence to the easily offended usually leads to the 'causer' having to put up with their whiny attempts to show how much pain the 'causer' has caused them, and it has been well known that the 'causer' is expected to apologise, improve upon their actions, or even make up for the altercation in some way - when clearly, it's the easily offended's fault.
You: God is really great, he is really motivational and being Christian really helps me get on with life!
Me: Yeah, I guess. But here's a theory - I've read the bible. At points it claims that 'The Lord' is Jesus, and that 'The Lord' is God. Which is it? Don't you think that's a prime example of hypocrisy?
You: ...Don't say that about my religion! God has helped me so much, and Jesus died for our sins!
Me: Oh, my bad, I didn't realise you were part of the easily offended (!)
Me: Yeah, I guess. But here's a theory - I've read the bible. At points it claims that 'The Lord' is Jesus, and that 'The Lord' is God. Which is it? Don't you think that's a prime example of hypocrisy?
You: ...Don't say that about my religion! God has helped me so much, and Jesus died for our sins!
Me: Oh, my bad, I didn't realise you were part of the easily offended (!)
by Terrum April 20, 2016
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by J Money For Three June 11, 2006
Get the offender mug.Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
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