holding on to the glory days

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.

"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

by blackmomtryingtosupportafamily July 20, 2014

ontological

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.

I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

by dart_smart_ass May 6, 2006

ontonagon michigan

a beautiful little town on the lake front of the icy Lake Superior. Everyone seems to be related in some way, or form. The town is going to hell and soon it will be extinct, visit while you can.

girlfriend: wow! soo..we have the same grandparents?
boyfriend: we have to break up
girlfriend: *fuckn ontonagon michigan!

by mysteryy July 2, 2012

ontongle

When clicking something to unclick/untoggle it

“Hey Kalem can u ontongle that box it’s not the right answer”

by Goku yellow July 16, 2020

ontophobia

The fear of being/existing

From Ancient Greek stem ὄντ- (ónt-, "being, existing") + noun φόβος (phóbos, “fear”), cf. ontology

Paul suffered from ontophobia for years then died.

by Dick D. Dick December 17, 2020

Ontoia

An emotion of secret hatred towards someone or something.

The way he looked at her was filled with ontoia.

by BoySungBlues March 11, 2022

keep an eye on to the street

Watch for something carefully; be attentive to something

keep an eye on to the street for everything

by lolwhatareyoutalingaboutmate July 3, 2020