snap off a number 3

Jerking off

Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.

by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

number √3/2

Going to the toilet and instead of shitting, an apple come out ya butt

Oi m8 I just did a number √3/2

by Ojdidit94 October 19, 2017

Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?

by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025

Number 3

Number 3 is a term for ejaculation

Man 1:Sorry i had to go to the bathroom
Man 2:Number 1 or number 2?
Man 1:Number 3

by hjbdvhjbvfdhjbfvdb November 8, 2020

Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Number 3

Noun, can be used as a verb in some situations.

Masturbation. Similar usage to a Number 1, or a Number 2.

"You caught me taking a number 3"

"I've gotta go number 3, brb"

by Jacp123 March 10, 2020

rule number 3

Let go of the dead, they might come back

Me: "I still see her in my dreams"

Bro: "Dude, get an exorcist. Remember rule number 3"

by WastedOrphans April 25, 2024