number 3 

just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping

number 3 is the process of masturbation.

sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.

number 3 by DS Nutz February 23, 2022

Number 3 

(verb)

to masturbate inside a bathroom

"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."

Number 3 by Goot_63 January 6, 2025

Number 3 

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.

Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!

Number 3 by Arm4c August 8, 2025

Number 3 

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.

Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?

Number 3 by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025

number 3 

rocket engine shit, jet stream piss, projectile vomit. basically it.

kid: i gotta go!!!
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*

number 3 by morting September 5, 2025

number 3 from the numberjacks 

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.

person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

number 3 from the numberjacks by Comander Erwin December 21, 2020

number 3 bag 

a condom full of jizz

Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back

number 3 bag by Trevor Terry June 7, 2017