Nude

A term coined by the locals of Aspendale, used to describe something that is of a poor quality or in a bad state

Person 1: “i was so nude last night that i fucked a fat chick”
Person 2: “you broke the golden rule... that’s so nude from you”

by Bergs_69 June 01, 2018

Nudes?

Someone (Mostly Men) asking for a revealing picture of a someone, wearing little to no clothing through different types of social media.

Man: Pardon me Madam... But i was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing... Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
Woman: Do you mean nudes?

by MissMoiraReid January 05, 2020

token nude

In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.

Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?

Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.

by Kherj December 25, 2020

Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!

by UrbanDict is life March 23, 2016

nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019

bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019

by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019

Functionally Nude

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex

Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude

by Gzoom August 30, 2017

Ninja Nude

A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

'I heard James tried to take a Ninja Nude during his meeting, and the boss caught his stupid ass!'

by UrbanDict is life March 23, 2016