The best and worst thing that can happen to a male. She makes him feel amazing and then crushes his heart into tiny pieces.
by kupo-po October 30, 2009
Get the girlfriendmug. 
Get the Girlfriendmug. A female friend of a male, sometimes for the sake of security but sometimes for the hopes of someday getting married
by doot May 13, 2005
Get the girlfriendmug. something ill never ask because im to much of a pussy to ask girls out even when i know they like me. o well lol
-hey, why dont you ask anita out?
-because she doesnt like me
-yes she does im telling you!
-nah i dont think so
-youre so stupid
-i dont really wanta girlfriend anyway...
actual conversation
-because she doesnt like me
-yes she does im telling you!
-nah i dont think so
-youre so stupid
-i dont really wanta girlfriend anyway...
actual conversation
by Z3r0s3volution September 24, 2009
Get the girlfriendmug. A girl who has gotten a guy so whipped he doesn't go to the bathroom without permission and is completely in charge. She is worshipped by her boyfriend and he never questions her. If she says she's mad and he asks why, she won't tell him because he doesn't know.
Chad stood up before giving Amanda, his girlfriend, a wary look. She raised her eyebrows and he sat back down. He asked to go to the bathroom before standing again.
by vampchic7 May 25, 2010
Get the girlfriendmug. The exact opposite of friends with benefit. It's like having a girlfriend but with all the bad parts and none of the good parts. You go through all the boyfriend/girlfriend drama and there's no making out, no hugging, holding hands, NONE of the good stuff. The worst possible relationship you can have with a girl, worse than being in the friend zone.
Jon: Yo, where's Michael at?
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.
Alex: He's back there with his not-girlfriend, they're arguing about something.
Jon: Offff course they are.
by Zanach September 6, 2012
Get the not-girlfriendmug.