noonied

Being so drunk that you can't stand or speak

"After all of that fireball, I was so noonied I ate old Taco Bell I found under my car seat"

by Redheadedbitch November 24, 2014

Noony

Of or relating to the sexuality of a middle-aged woman.

Watching "Nights in Rodanthe" while drinking chablis and wearing a satin robe is very noony.

by ExpectTheUnexpected June 22, 2021

Noonis

Noonis is a new poonis

Hey john, NOONIS
John:hahahahah

by Ballymun flat rat August 13, 2021

noonie new

Feminine hygiene product to freshen a woman's vagina.

As seen in "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."

Sally needs some Noonie New, I can smell her stank from across the room!

by Seemac November 29, 2017

Noonie

Pensacola, FL slang used to call someone a bitch and/or thot at the same time. More commonly used to describe a female of the loose and turnt out variety.

Ole girl been actin like a noonie lately, ima have to leave her lil turnt out ahh alone

by Gregory42069 July 28, 2023

Noonies

Is how papi noons Basic Editz calls his comunity and is only the cool boy XD the comunity is beter than pewdiepie

The noonies are the strongest comunity out there

by Chaos Nite October 7, 2020

Noony

A noony is someone or something that is EXTREMELY cute.

OMG my boyfriend is such a noony!

by Hammerheadnipple September 14, 2019