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Nooni

Nooni- a magical word that can be whatever you make it. Instead of using the word, let the word use you.
1. She’s the most beautiful girl ever. She is so nooni.

2. Nooni this dick -Dane
by eebusnation June 21, 2021
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Noony

A noony is someone or something that is EXTREMELY cute.
OMG my boyfriend is such a noony!
by Hammerheadnipple September 14, 2019
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noonie new

Feminine hygiene product to freshen a woman's vagina.

As seen in "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues."
Sally needs some Noonie New, I can smell her stank from across the room!
by Seemac November 29, 2017
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Noony

It is a basic name or phrase used for someone that is totally inept, has a lack of understanding anything larger than four letter words , someone that walks in an almost zombie like manner, this can be used as a mild insult for someone that has been known to grass people up, the word is becoming common in warehousing and distribution centres in the UK,
Don't be a noony -you noony- what a noony-

To be slow, inept, have no sense of reality, walk almost like the living dead
by Randyburner April 6, 2023
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Nooni

“Omg you’re my nooni”

“NOONI YOURE SO CUTE
by p00pygirl October 4, 2025
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Noonie

Ma'am, please cover your noonie, there are children.
I'm sweating my noonies off!
by ChuckDNoodle May 16, 2019
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Bad Noonie Effect

When make up won’t stick to the skin around your eyebrows and it leaves you looking like a raccoon eyed loser.
That is the “Bad Noonie Effect”.
by Jkessler14475 June 13, 2018
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