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sook a noot

Pronounced (sook a newt)...simply. The act of sucking ones nut.
Some asshole cuts you off in traffic, you yell , "hey asshole, sook a noot" as you pass him with your middle finger up.
by Timutherfuckindailey March 1, 2009
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Noitapatsnoc

When two people are akwardly next to eachother at the urinal and neither one can pee and you both akwardly stand there for a long time not knowing what to say. When this happens you say man im having such a bad Noitapatsnoc right now and no one will feel akward anymore.
Dood im having a terrible Noitapatsnoc right now it sux!
by A-swizzle February 27, 2011
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noobtastic

When something is highly used by a gamer of lesser skill, because it makes them seem better. Normally a rocket launcher or large machine gun will be praised by these said players, which are called noobs,

and so, noobtastic.
The chainsaw action in Gears of War is noobtastic.
The auto-shotgun in Counterstrike is noobtastic.
The rocket launcher in Halo 2 is noobtastic.
by Nick Fisher August 3, 2007
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noobitalia

The genitalia of one whom is, a noob. Noobitalia generally features a small penis and/or testicles. This is not to be confused with pencilius dickitus, also known as Ward Syndrome.
Girl: Lets Fuck!!
Noob: YAY!!!!
*reveals noobitalia*
Girl: ...Nevermind...*laughs*
Noob: OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007
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noobtrosity

what occurz when a noob does something mighty noobish, such as killing himself...with a stick...or superglue
hehehehe did u see that noobtrosity, what a fucktard!!!
by BIATCH December 10, 2004
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Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.
Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?
by phongoo January 14, 2009
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Noortje

A popular female name in Holland. Most Noortje's relate their name to "Noortje the cow" an apparently popular character in the country of debauchery and pot.
Most Noortje's will exhibit the following symptoms: excitement,exuberance, and excitement, followed by a big smile, a red face and sometimes an "OMNOMNOM".
These symptoms can be caused by anything of epic dimension, ranging from bits of delicious food, to awesome-adrenaline-pumping roller coasters.
Noortje's also have a sturdy and tenacious spirit that will keep them going in beating you up until they win.

Noortje is AKA noor,naughty,and other names that are completely unrelated.
DUDE, I am totally going to score with Noortje tonight, BOOYA!
by HOMEBOY77777 April 12, 2011
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