oogie noogie

When a gentleman blows a load in his palm and proceeds to give one a noogie. Note: one may only give an "oogie noogie" to a friend or an enemy.

Citation needed

When I was in high schools, I didn't get swirlies; I got oogie noogies.

by Bill449 June 12, 2017

ultimate noogie

When someone's head is cut off; decapitation

Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.

Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.

by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025

fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020

noogies

another word for titties

“hey let me see your noogies babe!”

by poopyfeetchickenbutt October 8, 2020

Noogie Factory

A noun for a person that is a place of mass production of noogies

Jook: I'm a noogie factory
Jook 2: cap
Jook: Lemme give you one

by HorseBatterydesable July 9, 2025

Noogie Biome

Calamity's Noogie Biome, A mod in Terraria introducing many new elements one of them being the Noogie Biome. Noogie Slimes, Noogie Bones, Noogie Pigrons and other enemies can be find in the Noogie Biome. This biome is extremely rare and finding a Noogie Gnome (Underground Mini Boss) is even rarer at a 1% chance of spawning every in game hour.

That Noogie Gnome really fucked my shit up. Now I have the go back to the damn Noogie Biome to get my gold I dropped. Fuck me.

by Ben Swanson29 September 27, 2023