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NoodleTools

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.
God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.
by TheKrupster March 29, 2019
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Noodle's Shotgun

1. When a person gives another person a blowjob without the guy cumming.

3. A short and quick version of a blowjob.
Girl 1: How was the blowjob with Bob?
Girl 2: His mom almost caught us, so I only gave him a noodle's shotgun.
by BigDick12345 September 22, 2009
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Noodlelash

A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)
Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.

Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.
by theslurpynoodle March 8, 2019
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Spunk Noodle

When you have a Toss , you cum on your hand and leaves a line of cum hunging of your hand, looking much like a noodle.verb.
Bramah!, you are a right spunk noodle!
by Mushy:P March 5, 2009
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College Noodles

The extremely cheap noodles that broke college students live off of after their parents have cut them off financially, and they're waiting on their next paycheck from their pizza delivery job. i.e. ramen
It sucks when you're so broke that you can't afford any food besides college noodles.
by wordmakerlikeshakespear November 6, 2015
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Duncan's noodle

An asian teacher (randomly named Duncan) had punished his student just because that student didn't share his noodles to him during the online class. How ridiculous!
The noun phrase is used to describe something that is extremely ridiculous.
A: I just got punished by my parent because I study too hard that I got full mark in my previous exam.
B: That's totally a Duncan's noodle.
by The_Ultimate_Guy March 2, 2022
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