nobsticle

A nobsticle is a obsticle for a knob who keeps falling off the obsticle.

"A nobsticle course = an obsticle course for nobs that keep falling off the obsticles!!!"

by The bored swamp monster January 20, 2005

Nobservation

Stating the obvious in self defense after making a really stupid mistake.

Person having lost their car keys:

Well, its hard to find something when you don't know where it is.

Person listening: Good Nobservation.

by Easy Living September 29, 2008

nobscrew

1,a person who really annoys you.

2,a person who sits on a lot of cock.

1, OMG dude can you jus shut up you are being such a nobscrew!

2, you really are a nob screw jenny you have slept with so many people.

by gemma Malpass January 21, 2009

nobship

A Healesque expression for describing a Dandonians unofficial title.

Q:- Have you heard from his nobship today?
A:- He's probably in McDonalds

by Flimbypieeater April 21, 2010

nobsaj

Pronounced nob-sarge a sergeant of nobs, one who's better at behaving like a nob than most other people.

He/she is a right nobsaj.

Oi nobsaj

by Nobsaj December 19, 2011

Nobsauce

A wanker of the highest order.

The cheesy gunk under the foreskin

stfu nobsauce

Omg that guy I shagged the other night had minging nobcheese

by BlupperFiend March 4, 2017

Nobstril

Created as a non racist alternative to the urethral opening.

Oh my god "Emma", he just cock-sneezed out of his nobstril. - Emma A 2017

by Nobstril July 9, 2017