wifi bitch

Some kid that you keep with you only for their hotspot free wifi

I need wifi, where is my wifi bitch?

by wifi-bitch June 25, 2016

xfinity wifi

literally the worst internet service there is. constant outages and stupid limits are their company motto. if you want to throw away hundreds of dollars and get no help and nothing but shitty service, this is the service for you.

John: Hey man lets go play some games online!
Jack: I can't xfinity wifi has blocked me from using my own service

by xfinitywifisucks July 30, 2017

wifi ho

A person who connects to any wifi internet connection.

He'll go to McD's just for the free wifi, what a "wifi ho"! You can see him at every free wifi outlet in the city.

by kukatie1 December 28, 2008

wifi starving

When your wifi is slow or not working, and you're wishing for free fast wifi

Jessie, can I come over? I'm wifi starving!

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

asian wifi

Someone with horrible wifi, far more worse than McDonald's Wi-Fi. Someone with Asian wifi will usually be right near the wifi box, or just in the same room with it.

guy 1: *ping 1000* yo wtf im teleporting n shit
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist

by rqinbow November 3, 2020

WiFi Butthole

The point at which your WiFi signal is total crap but your cell phone refuses to switch over to using cellular data and your connection is useless, e.g., browser is stuck spinning, app is not responsive and won’t load new content.

Jane: Hey Jack, check out this photo I just posted on Instagram.

Jack: I can’t do crap on my phone right now because I’m stuck in the WiFi Butthole outside my home. Give me a minute so my phone will switch to cellular.

by smashdev64 May 25, 2018

WiFi Frog

"WiFi Frog" refers to those people who jump in and out of Wi-Fi range, thus causing different kinds of nuisances like continuous "(User) logged in" "(User) logged out" messages from your chat client, etc...

"Hey WiFi frog, if you are driving, logout from (insert messaging client's name here)"

"Stop lying to me you are in the kitchen. you are a WiFi Frog now and the signal is strong in the kitchen"

"Hey WiFi frog .. get into stronger signal.. this SSH session to your laptop is going crazy!."

by Laxminarayan G Kamath A February 20, 2008