Nigeria

African country where my friend Malbota Nwadeyi lives. He has promised to give me 25% of the $3.6 million dollars that he is trying to move to America. However, he needs my help to transfer the money overseas.

Lagos is in Nigeria, correct?

by Diggity Monkeez April 10, 2005

nigerian breakfast

Queefing into a damp rag all day long, at the end of the day steeping a 20 minute tea.

“Yo bro I had a fucking Nigerian breakfast”

by Brayden Swan “998” February 8, 2018

Nigerian buy back

When someone goes to an used car dealership with a car to trade in, and ends up buying the same car back they had before at a marked up price.

Guy: I like this car, it looks just like my old one.
Salesman: With your trade in, you can have it for just $2,000.

Guy: I'll take it. (Salesman thinks to himself "Thats the same car he drove here in, thats one hell of a Nigerian buy back.)

by wesje November 23, 2009

Nigermare

A dream about dropping the N-bomb at the wrong time, and getting your ass handed to you. It is the darkest dream ever

I had a Nigermare I said Niger outside KFC... all I remember after was darkness

by f2dx December 11, 2009

nigeritist

When you eat too much food, you get tired after and cant do anything.

Josh: Inder whats wrong why cant you work?
Inder: That Zane fucker fed me too much Pizza Pizza now i have nigeritist...
Sam: Damn u got that nigeritist eh!

by BTown OGs October 6, 2011

Nigerian Cocktail

A cocktail of energy drinks, usually highly caffeinated. Like "normal" cocktails, fruit juices and soft drinks can also be added up to the equation- but a Nigerian cocktail requires at least two different energy drinks. Named after Nigeria since because of lack of clean water in some parts of the country, some consume energy drinks as a safer alternative and mix them for variety.

I mixed Mountain Dew MDX, Monster, Pineapple Juice and a Red Bull Shot to make a Nigerian Cocktail to keep me awake for the night.

by Alntaare May 28, 2013

nigertarian

when a white girl only dates black guys

u 'mary is going out with brandon'
me 'what another black guy?'
u 'yeah shes a nigertarian'

by blec2 October 13, 2014