Nigella Lawson

A ridiculously attractive, sexy British TV chef. There are other British TV chefs, but she is definitely the most enjoyable to watch. Her dialogue is easier to follow than that of Jamie Oliver (who talks like he is on acid), and she doesn't have the crass vocabulary of Gordon Ramsay. She is especially popular with males aged 18-40, and if you ever watch one of her shows you will see why. Basically she possesses an incredible bust, and has a sensual demeanor that makes her hot, even when cutting onions or scaling a fish.

Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.

I don't normally watch cooking shows, but I make an exception if it has Nigella in it

I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner

by sahboh11 November 30, 2011

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Nigel Uno

Nigel uno is our sacred leader. We must protect him at ALL COSTS. He makes my bad days good and my good days HORRIFIC...-ly good. He is your brother. He is your god. Praise him! Think of him when you go to sleep. NEVER say his name in vain. He is only for the strong-willed. Hold him close to your heart.

Thomes- "Did you praise Nigel Uno last night?"
Potatoluz- "No."
Potatoluz- *DIES*

by Potatoluz November 12, 2018

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niell

A very kind, but kind of shy person. They love hanging out with friends.

Niell is amazing

by yehaw mate June 27, 2021

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Niueli

A soft-spoken, sweet and caring guy. Amazing style along with an amazing taste in music. He is very alluring in any way possible. He's very charming and very considerate of others. A good friend, along with a good person. Niueli is definitely someone you should consider keeping in your life. Along with all those aspects he also has the sweetest laugh. Has eyes you can stare into for hours, and a hand you always want to be holding. Don't be fooled though by this charm, because he is a sleepy head. He will fall asleep with you if he feels comfy with you.

He's pretty skilled artistically, he also is skilled in many other things (hahahaaaaaaaa yeaaa) . But did I tell you about his amazing way with words. He always knows what to say to make you blush, giggle and overall just fill you with joy. He's super sweet.He's a very bubbly person, with the most heartwarming intentions.To add to all these factors he is also very attractive, but not just in looks, oh no silly. The way he talks. The way he Laughs. His smirks. His eyes are very pretty. His hairs so fluffy and always seems to smell good. His distinctive scent. His adorable singing. His loyalty. You will truly adore him when you lay your eyes on him.
Niueli is someone you can joke around with easily, he is very funny. He also is very thoughtful in the ways of how he is patient and checks in with you or others. He is one of those people in your life that you will never really forget, and never want to let go of.

Don't take advantage of Niueli, you'd want to keep him in your life.

by ieatdishsoap November 20, 2022

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