nekomancer

a person who uses black magic to summon "nekos" a cat human hybrid that has a sort of lisp that causes all words to anoyingly say "neh" or "nhey" after or durring every word but what negates that is the utter adorabalness of them

nekomancer is a sick dude

by definatly not jed March 31, 2021

Nikocado Avocado

A round fatass who uploads videos on youtube of him eating 1 million metric tons of junk food. Acts like a 3 year old. Doesn't talk like a normal person and neither acts like one. Has a toxic relationship with his boyfriend. Gets more fat by the day. Strait up embarrasses himself and basically screwing himself over for fame and money. He used to be vegan and a professional violinist but stopped 5 years and and slowly starting to turn into the fatass he is today.

Alex: Have you ever heard of that youtuber Nikocado Avocado
Daniel: Who that fat man child that eats a shit ton of junk food
Alex: Yup

by Funny Definition Writer June 14, 2022

Nikolai

Nikolai is batman, simply explained.

WOAH LOOK ITS NIKOLAI IN THE BATMOBILE.

by anonymous October 9, 2022

Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022

Nikola

Nikola is good in bed , good at everything . Massive schlong , funny , sexy and won't break your heart only your bed .

Girl 1: Hey Nikola just said hi to us.

girl 2: omg he is so perfect

by LongSchlongGuy April 16, 2020

Nikola

Nikola shortened Niko

Nikola is a man with a very strong personality. He is a kind, amazing and very thoughtful person, even though he wont let it show to people he doesn't care about. He appreciates honesty and fairness and despises ignorant people. He is hiding his wonderful personality behind a facade made of very good roasting skill.

He hates simping.

As a partner he is a very loving person. Might surprise you in the sheets.

Girl1: Is that Nikola?
Girl2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag, but also kinda sweet!

by gajciii December 4, 2020

Nikolai

the coolest person alive

you are with Badman Nikolai, props yo..

by dreds January 16, 2011