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Niche apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse except it’s performative ppl who overuse the words niche, yearning, revenge of the sith is my favorite, Jeff Buckley, the smiths, let down by Radiohead, I’m (batman/spiderman/anakin), etc. They also probably think everything is niche like legos, comics, anything marvel, anything dc, anything starwars, anything lotr, anime, watching movies, “bullying” kids on Roblox, etc. It’s an apocalypse cause ppl become lifeless as they care to much what others think and are insecure so they collect traits and hobbies they deem are “niche” and go around talking abt how underground and cool they are.
Rando: “I need more niche hobbies”
Rando 2: “you should try rock climbing, drawing, baking, and making Lego sets while watching super niche movies like dead poets society or eternal sunshine of the spotless mind”
Better rando: “uh oh the niche apocalypse is starting and I’m already surrounded”
Niche apocalypse by Avacadoatlaw January 28, 2026

Niche Negotiator

This refers to the one who is chosen to allocate a level of nicheness to various concepts
Person 1: Bro i just got my reel approved by the niche negotiator !
Person 2: Damn thats so cool ur offically niche now.
Niche Negotiator by Niche_Negotiator February 10, 2026

Niche Nightclub

A Sheffield Nightclub that ran until about the mid 2000s. Played bassline house and old skool 4x4
Person 1: Where were you last night

Person 2: Niche Nightclub.

Niche and Esoteric

The saying “niche and esoteric” is a belittling and sarcastic response in the situation where someone makes a reference that is NOT known to the person(s) that are being spoken to. Commonly used to in with regards to performative males or someone who has a “PHD in fucking everything”
John: “so yeah, like I was saying before. Ube is only grown in the southeastern part of the Philippians but it’s actually only sold south western part because”

Steven: “Damn John, that’s hella Niche and Esoteric”

Portable-Niche 

Someone who believes the freedom to say anything regardless of the racist or homophobic meanings.

Someone who will choose the more offensive words even thou other more suitable words exits.
You don't have to use the word Fag or nigger, stop being a Portable-Niche
Portable-Niche by Wasp March 20, 2018

pony niche 

A crevice, nook, or recess for ponies.
Sir Francis Toboggan is hiding out in his pony niche.