Neward

Is the action of creating something that already exists on accident.

No matter how hard I try I am always creating newards; my luck..

by TheRealYogurt July 18, 2022

newage

Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "newage" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.

Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak coffee.

by rapmasta May 5, 2004

Newark

The largest city in New Jersey (280,000). A city of grime and grit, just 10 miles outside New York City in northern New Jersey. It is the headquarters to a number of banks, insurance companies and pharmaceutical corporations.

Newark, despite having numerous corporate headquarters to large companies, has much potyential but is a city of grime and grit instead.

by [e-mail] May 20, 2008

Newark valley

Newark valley, or nerk valley is one of the most redneck towns around, we love our cousins, and you can probably get away with shooting your neighbors cat because they probably have to many, if you don’t drive a lifted, rusted, early 2,000’s truck you are most likely thought of as “retarded”. Most kids in Nerk valley high school walk around with dip cans in their back pocket and a spit bottle in the other. If you walk into the bathrooms in between periods or even in the middle then there will most likely be 20 kids in there ripping 50 nic. And you’d better take a rip or you’ll be thought of as a snitch and you’ll probably get beat up

Let’s go to Newark valley because I haven’t seen my cousin in awhile and I wanna show her how much I missed her 😉

by Nerk_vallian_69 June 18, 2019

Newark

Endless city in Ohio. Doesn't exactly have any borders to the city, just keeps going on forever.

"Excuse me, how do you get out of newark, ohio?"
"Beats me, that's why i live here!"

by NYCGURLIE3 August 23, 2008

newark academy

An interesting school in New Jersey which focuses on racial diversity (except for black people, there are only a few of them)and academics. The population is about 65-70% white, 10% indian, 20% jewish, 10%black, 7% asian, 3% other. While most of the students strive for academic excellence and extracurricular focuses, some just dont. These few are classified as mistakes and the school recognizes they exist. A few prominent members of the faculty include a fantastic principal, a drunk pe teacher, a "hawt" health teacher and a hippie math teacher.

Newark Academy's mens tennis team just raped us.

by TheJewsWillRise December 4, 2006

newark

Home of gangstas, pimps, sluts, hoes, jump-offs and any other socially deviant group. A place where even the humble carry a burner. A shitty city but at the same time rich with black culture and black pride. Only problem is it's drug infested and poverty-stricken. So the only option is to keep on clockin' ya dig.

Brick city be gettin' it poppin for real. Yea, Newark is a hot ass town just go there with the burner.

by Bradley Court Piff May 4, 2006