Nerf

1. A noise made when one is are forced to do something one
does not wish to do.
2. A noise made when one has nothing better to do or say.
3. A noise caused by boredom.

1. "Go clean your room!"
"Nerf."

2. ...(Silence)..."Nerf"

3. "There is nothing to do.....Nerf"

by Just let me put my name!!!....Caty April 11, 2006

nerf

something made worse by gay people

stop nerfing my cake, you gay

by ipwnu September 12, 2005

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004

nerf

A term used if you play World of Warcraft when the newest patch took a feature away from the gameplay. The most recent nerf was the night elf cat mount, which doesn't roar when you press the spacebar any more.

Player 1: dude, they nerf'd the cat mount roar!!!
Player 2: ...whut!? NOWAI!!!1
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Player 1: omg they've gotta nerf the fact that dr00ds can dismount their flying mount and pop into flight form lyke that
Player 2: yarly

by Smartass v2.0 May 21, 2008

nerf

"No repercussions fuck"

The type of relationship you want with a sexual partner you're never going to see again.

Rick: Hey man, would you do Paris Hilton?
Jake: Man that bitch is nasty. But I'd probably still nerf her.

by gaf2011 June 19, 2008

nerf

Cross between a waif and a nerd. Totally sexy.

When Kati puts her glasses on, she's a total nerf. I would love to make nerf babies with her.

by bumdharma July 4, 2013

nerf

The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.

God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!

by thecorsair June 11, 2009