Nephson

The term that best describes Hamlet in Shakespeare's play, Hamlet. His father's brother married his mother, making his Uncle Claudius now his father. This means that Hamlet is both a nephew, and a son, or nephson.

Derrick: "Did you read Act 1 Scene 2 of Hamlet last night?"
Mark: "Yea, Claudius' nephson is going crazy. I guess that's what happens when your uncle marries your mom,"

by Shakesfear101 January 26, 2014

Nephisto

One who has no life. Often spends lot of money on mobile games to compensate for his lack of anything meaningful in his life. Crashed his Ferrari. Pretty much just an all round botanist.

That guy with hemorrhoids is such a nephisto.

by GitGudBro January 16, 2018

delete this nephew

Use this phrase when someone posts some wild shit...

Alex : (scrolling through Instagram, sees a man with makeup on...*comments* delete this nephew)

by Jessica mondum April 18, 2017

Nephen

A gender neutral slang term used to refer to one's nephews and nieces.

I visited my brother's family and had a lot of fun playing with my nephens.

by jan-chan December 23, 2009

nephlet

Nephew or niece, with the plural being nephlets.

My brother is moving to town, which means I'll be seeing my nephlets much more frequently. I'm stoked.

by Kurt Fillmore July 25, 2008

nephonics

Slang used by nerds. Similar to that of ebonics just directed a nerds. A combination of nerd and phonics.

Normal Guy: What's up man?
Nerd: I am just pwning some noobs pulling off l33t headshots!
Normal Guy: Err.. Yeah.. Sorry I don't speak nephonics.

by Bobby Bubbleness August 4, 2009

Nephrite

A villain from the anime Sailor Moon, named after the mineral. He was only in 9 episodes, and developed a romantic relationship with Naru/Molly before getting killed by three of Zoisite's minions.

"Nephrite is the sexiest character from Sailor Moon and you cannot convince me otherwise!"

by Fangirling_Beauty May 27, 2016