on pins and needles

waiting for something very anxiously.

I was on pins and needles when I was waiting to go to Disneyworld.

by Mian Hu January 11, 2009

needle dick

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.

i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha

by stephine August 15, 2005

Poo Needle

When you put a man in a rear naked choke hold and put your pinkie finger in his ass.

What George Saint Pierre should have given BJ Penn, a poo needle.

by Pat the Ratt April 08, 2009

Fart Needles

The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.

(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.

by Tahiti Slim March 28, 2015

Needle dick

(n): Small, thin penis.

They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!

by Gayblade 1068 October 30, 2009

needle dick

a very thin dick, often something used to pick your teeth with

after eating roast beef, robert picked his teeth with his needle dick.

by katie February 21, 2004

Needle Shower

A type of shower (most often found in the dorms at Evergreen College) that has such high water pressure that it blows your nipples right off.

dude, my girlfriend's boobs are so fucked cause her parents won't get rid of their needle shower.

i really wanted to get my nipples pierced but after taking a shower at Evergreen College, there was nothing left man.

by Alymma July 18, 2008