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Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019
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Naval Slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.
Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.
by W.R.Slade April 21, 2024
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De-navalize

The leaug of nations de-navalize germany
by E=mcswag March 18, 2018
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Naval

Naval or nave is an offensive term of "dumbass" naval can be used if theyr is a second offense after used in a sentance and nave can be used as a single swear.
"Your'e such a nave"

"You naval peice of shit"
by anonymous October 18, 2022
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navalism

The belief that sea power is integral to a nation’s greatness and that naval preparedness is a country’s best and cheapest means of defense, found popular expression around the globe, in the years approaching the First World War.
It is time to become navalism. Build lots of aircraft carriers!
by God_of_Navy September 7, 2016
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Naval Speak

Modern Age sounding wisdom on-liners that try to oversimply the topic.
If I read another Naval speak tweet, I am going to delete my account.
by humm1n June 18, 2021
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