Alex: “Today’s gonna be fun”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
Jacob: “Damn right” *grabs ass*
Alex: “Awww shit here we go again.”
Jacob: “It’s national grab ass and tiddies day.”
by bigblackballzz111 April 13, 2023
Get the National grab ass and tiddies day mug.A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
by Donald Skin May 25, 2018
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Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
Get the National Grab your mans ass day mug.Bitch, the fuck did you think? this day doesn't exist you're just an fucking perverted retard, go back to watching BRAZZERS you crippled piece of shit.
Charlotte got mad that I grabbed her ass, then I explained to her "National grab-ass/grab-boob day", I died afterwards.
by M-Name-Jeff March 31, 2021
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“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*
when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*
when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses
by emery smith October 29, 2019
Get the oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day mug.On February 20th any boy (taken or not) can grab any girls (taken or not) ass for this whole day, so grab that girls ass you’ve always wanted to!!
by Mia2212 February 18, 2020
Get the National Grab Ass Day mug.A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.
Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.
Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head
Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head
by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021
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