National fuck a mechanic day

On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced

It’s April 10th I need to find a mechanic to fuck on national fuck a mechanic day

by BigWrenchGoClick April 07, 2021

National Fuck a Ginger Day

March 17th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger, or even multiple gingers.

Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger Day! Let’s have sex!

by beckybigballs March 16, 2022

National fuck a femboy day

On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course

Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU

by A_decider July 29, 2022

National friend fuck day

On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.

Guy- Hey, Brooke, it's National friend fuck Day, let's bang!
Brooke- Ok!

by National friend fuck Day April 20, 2018

Happy National Fuck Day

National Fuck Me Day( y’all fuck each other) goes with National grab Titties Day( guys better get ready for some virgin girls😂)

Say “Happy National Fuck Day”! Oh and you could also grab them titties you know? Like it doesn’t matter who you..you know

by Imabitchypsyco April 12, 2019

National friend fuck day

On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.

🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!

by Sashtiq May 23, 2022

National Finger fuck day

December 1.

National finger fvvvck day!
The day where you finger Fvvvck yourself or your partner!

Example:

Javier: Hey! Do you what tomorrow is?
Maddie: No?
Javier: Its National finger fuck day!

by ImDownBad August 27, 2022