NARP

Acronym for Non-Artistic Regular Person.

If Kanye West is a NARP then Tom Brady is a NARP too

by Varsity Artist March 9, 2022

NARP

Not a real person.

That comment on Twitter was from a NARP

by C----Dogg June 9, 2022

Narp

An acronym for “Not a real person”, that’s typically used to describe someone who is extraordinarily eccentric in some sort of way.

My friend and her girlfriend both in their 30s, have both never smoked a single cigarette in their entire lives. Narps!

by jPinguino777 June 21, 2024

NARP

“Non athletic regular person” typically athletes use it on losers. However, sometimes the cross county boys think they can use it even tho there sport isn’t a real sport. Running is the base of a sport not a whole sport. 🤦

“Christian you are a narp!” -said Christian
“I know daddy chase, can I get you a beer?”-replied chase

“Yes then cuddles my slave narp” - replied Christian

by beastdink1 April 25, 2024

NARP

A non-athletic individual, typically a classmate or acquaintance who does not participate in sports.

NARP stands for non-athletic regular person.

“Connor is such a narp” or “I couldn’t imagine being a narp”

by TBuckk March 29, 2026

NARP

if you can’t swim going into sophomore year and you burnout from very little physical activity

“I don’t do any physical activity i’m a narp

by jasondapeen July 27, 2025

Narp Tech

Anything relating to the characteristics of a NARP.

Dude 1: see that guys shorts?
Dude 2: yeah thats Narp Tech.

by OhioPizzaDude November 15, 2025