NARP

Not a real person.

That comment on Twitter was from a NARP

by C----Dogg June 9, 2022

NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person
Someone who is regularly fit, but has the athletic ability of a llama.

Hey, its fucking narp fest over here.

by Suck Me Sideways February 23, 2015

Narp Tech

Anything relating to the characteristics of a NARP.

Dude 1: see that guys shorts?
Dude 2: yeah thats Narp Tech.

by OhioPizzaDude November 15, 2025

NARP

Non-Autistic Regular Person a normie

Normie alert! Incoming NARP he totally can’t sit with us

by Enderlee February 23, 2021

narp narp

Noun.

Slang term that is used in exchange with Alien.

The UFO dropped off a Narp Narp

by .........................why.? March 17, 2024

Narp

Slang for "Dirty Asian".

"That damn narp at the laundromat cheated me out of 10 cents".

by Chick-with-Dicks.com April 18, 2018

NARP

Not A Real Porsche

>No NARPing in the thread please
>Shut poor fag your 944 is not a real porsche

by core city pipeworker October 13, 2021