Narp Vader

A NARP that has become so consumed with the NARP lifestyle that he cannot live life any other way; a NARP that has gone completely to the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is also in complete denial of his current dwelling within the realm of the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is generally against any form of fun, even when it is none of his goddamn business.

Whereas Darth Vader wears a dark mask and cape, Narp Vader is capable of blending into most crowds, making him a far more dangerous threat.

Eric: So Vader, I heard you're doing training this year.

Narp Vader: Yeah they totally made me. I had no choice.

Eric: Really? So did you apply to do anything else?

Narp Vader: ..... *Makes Darth Vader noise*.....

by Luke Skynarper November 6, 2013

narp juice

When dropping a mad duece; it's the toilet water that splashes up on your ass from the pure velocity of your log.

Hey Rick, can you pass me another roll of toilet paper?  I have been soaked again by narp juice.

by asshat47 April 2, 2009

narp chat

Any chat group that has significant traffic between 11 pm and 5 am.

I had to switch my phone to do not disturb mode because my narp chat was going off in the middle of the night.

by Hi,mynameisBoB March 5, 2017

narp narp

Noun.

Slang term that is used in exchange with Alien.

The UFO dropped off a Narp Narp

by .........................why.? March 17, 2024

Narp Tech

Anything relating to the characteristics of a NARP.

Dude 1: see that guys shorts?
Dude 2: yeah thats Narp Tech.

by OhioPizzaDude November 15, 2025

pepper narp

One who video chats/sexting with other people girlfriend on the app pepper.

I caught Marcus sexting my girlfriend, he's such a Pepper Narp!

by Johnny Quahog November 8, 2019

Narpy

An adjective used to describe the uberwealthy offspring of the worlds richest families. Typically educated in a Swiss boarding school but still prefers to ski in Verbier over Gstaad.

Will have memberships at Annabel's, 5 Hertford Street, Soho House, etc.

Probably attenda Regents or LSE.

True NARPs would never be caught dead at Nobu post 2017.

"I saw this narpy guy at 5H, wearing open walks and smoking mango juul pods, he's the one."

"Some narpy hyena dropped his black card in front of me at 1 OAK, honestly a pathetic attempt at a pick up... he was wearing a Nautilus though."

by GstaadGuy April 23, 2019