L.A.N.C.E

L - Lying
A - Ass
N - Nigga

C - Cheating
E - Everyday

Girl 1 - Why'd you dump him?
Girl 2 - He's a L.A.N.C.E and I don't fuck with that.

by GoldGlitz July 8, 2019

P.D.N.C

Post Drunk Numb Crotch. An abbreviation. The female equivalent to 'whiskey dick'. The inability to orgasm due to a highly intoxicated state.

We can bang tonight, but I will have P.D.N.C. so don't worry about me cumming.

My P.D.N.C was so bad, we had to use lube.

Could you finish already?! I've got some serious P.D.N.C and this is going nowhere for me.

by Beckipedia January 23, 2021

D.I.N.C.M

Stands for- Dick In the Chocolate Milk

Something trauma related for me but me and my friend make jokes about it

C- Hey shawty, Dick In the Chocolate Milk *anime girl gasp that sounds like a moan* D.I.N.C.M
P- JNE CJINHBNJXMJUHYEGVE H#NJDw

by HISOKASCUMDUMPSTER April 7, 2021

s.i.t.n.c

Smart is the new cool

Hey bro s.i.t.n.c

by s.i.t.n.c November 8, 2023

Operation N.I.C.E

A social experiment where On March 9th 2020 (69th Day of the Year) People will put printed “Nice Cock” memes In their High school Bathrooms, And wait for results

Student 1: Bro Operation N.I.C.E is Tomorrow, you got the papers
Student 2: Yeah don’t worry bro

by Some Guy Vibing March 7, 2020

C.N.D.S.

Also known as "Chronic Never Down Syndrome" or "Chronic Not Down Syndrome", this symptom is commonly diagnosed to an individual who, on a regular basis, expresses the following:

- Declination to events/parties/get togethers.
- Dismissal of extracurricular activity.
- Refusal to participate in acts of rebellion/danger.
- Prohibition of anything fun in general.

Gato: Hey, so did Roofie answer your text about heading over to pick up some dank?

Manny: He never answered...

Gato: It's the C.N.D.S. , man. It always kicks in when we want to pick up some of Roofie's dank...

by KingCat November 28, 2012

h.n.i.c.

You dumb-asses! h.n.i.c., or head nigga in charge, was made popular by morgan freeman (aka god himself) when he played Joe Clark in "Lean on Me".

Joe Clark: You've tried it your way for years, and your students can't even pass the State's Minimum Basic Skills Test. That means they can barely read! Now, they've given me one year to turn this place around--to get those test scores up--so that the State will not take us over to perform the task which you have failed to accomplish: the task of educating our children! So forget about the way it used to be. This is not a damn democracy! We are in a state of emergency and my word is law! There's only one boss around here, and that's me. The H.N.I.C.
exits
Mr. O'Malley: H.N.I.C?
Ms. Levias: Head nigger in charge.

by tours_scribe June 1, 2011