Not my dog to leash

When someone who is not your significant other but is someone else’s is acting out/exhibiting obscene behavior or unnecessary aggression; when your ex is hoeing around.

Fred: Why is John’s girlfriend coming at me crazy?

Alex: I don’t know, man. That’s not my dog to leash.

Fred: Bro your ex is really getting around.

Alex: Not my problem anymore. Not my dog to leash.

by ellerfl October 30, 2020

I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape

"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*

by Cphill January 20, 2016

Your mums my dog

Your mum my dog

The biggest way to shut someone down.
"Bruv, your mums my dog. Gunna take her for a walk later"

by dog tits December 19, 2018

kill my dog

Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.

Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!

by Nadia Hamel May 2, 2008

i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog

A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation

She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.

by Seaker's loli October 30, 2018

marry my dog

to give a boy head

Damn girl you're hot, do you want to marry my dog?

by nicole April 14, 2005

I miss my dog

code used by self conscious men in reference to the fact that they can't keep an erection

"Dude, I miss my dog..." Francis
"Man that sucks..."Francis's only friend

by NIPSS April 30, 2012