You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

by Jaimey September 01, 2005

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I watched my grandpa say penis

It was a sad day, that day. I, Youngboy Never Broke Again, watched my grandpa say penis.

"I watched my grandpa say penis". "Damn bro, nice cock btw."

by bbq bacon burger December 26, 2022

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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

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