Cum in my hair is my. Muse not mousse.
by waternymph February 8, 2018
Get the Muse mug.A creepy, ravenous tentacle monster who lives in your basement and offers you ideas and inspiration for YouTube videos in exchange for raw meat. These monsters can reproduce asexually by planting spores inside humans, which compel said humans to consume raw meat and feed them while they develop inside of them. They're secretly planning to dominate the world. If you feed them enough meat they'll start craving living creatures and will eventually impregnate you without your consent.
Victoria: Your muse isn't gonna eat me!
Alex: What...? You mean the.... big.... tentacle monster in my basement?
Victoria: Yeah.
Alex: How do you know about that?
Victoria: ....I have one too.
Alex: WHAT?!
Alex: What...? You mean the.... big.... tentacle monster in my basement?
Victoria: Yeah.
Alex: How do you know about that?
Victoria: ....I have one too.
Alex: WHAT?!
by PussyEater69000 June 6, 2022
Get the Muse mug.Muse is possible one of the best bands of history. They aren't your typical 'one direction', 'Greenday' or 'My chemical romance'... They are a REAL rock band. They originated from Teignmouth, Devon, England (which is where i live!) and have been writing music for over 25 years now. Consisting of three men, Matt Bellamy- frontman, singer, songwriter, guitarist and pianist, Chris Wolstenholme- Bassist, backing singer and possible the best banger and Dom Howard- Drummer and Human Bones player. You can check their website out at musewiki.org too! Matt Bellamy is a hottie too ;)
Go try a few tracks, they are a PURE talent!
I recommend:
1)Absolution
2)Showbiz
3)Origin of Symmetry
4)Drones
Go try a few tracks, they are a PURE talent!
I recommend:
1)Absolution
2)Showbiz
3)Origin of Symmetry
4)Drones
by Ronelle48 February 25, 2020
Get the Muse mug.by Hoovah April 18, 2010
Get the Muse mug.A controlling bitch who uses her stupidity, fatness, and overall dumbass personality in order to force strict rules upon children in music classes.
Dude, that mom is such a muse, she couldn't go 5 seconds without telling me what to do or where to go or what I was doing wrong!
by Band President May 10, 2005
Get the muse mug.A substitution for the word "sex" or "fucking" so parents or anybody else would not know what you are talking about.
by bluecat June 14, 2007
Get the muse mug.My day's starting out rough from a night of street meat and whiskey, hope I run into a muse for a pick-me-up.
by The Bone Yard July 21, 2014
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