Murfed

It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.

I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!

by Bretford January 26, 2011

titty murf

A camel toe and wedgie variant when a shirt gets wedged into the underside of ones breast and is slowly consumed by any additional motion.

Joey is so fat, any time he sits down he starts developing a titty murf!

by not_gsand April 04, 2014

swirly murf

When you're in the 69 position and you leave a mark on your partner's thigh.

I was in the maison last night and this ratchet gave me a swirly murf!

by Buttstabbah May 02, 2016

Murf-Beast

Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.

Though Kattie was a Huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.

by Super charger heaven August 04, 2010

murf

murf is a moron and someone that doesnt think before they speak, retard

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by ptman22 July 22, 2006

dirty murf

a short abbreviation given to Murfreesboro, TN by the locals

"Mary, I didn't know you were from the dirty murf!"

by Mary Hollis May 12, 2007

murfed up

comes from the phrase "messed up"

"That girl is murfed up!"

by 'shore newz December 27, 2004