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un-lovable fat shit that no one likes.
“Murf needs to just shut the fuck up!”
murf by kysmurf April 10, 2024
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Hilda has a thing of murfing to the extent that she now feels restless
Murf by Crevon December 28, 2024
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Murf? by bigkdawg2069 April 7, 2022

murf juice 

the sticky, smelly, sweaty liquid that forms on the murf that must be removed daily either by showering or someone else licking it off
"I can see your murf juice seeping through your pants." or "That shit smells like murf juice!" or "I can smell your murf juice from here!"
murf juice by Murf E. Brown July 27, 2006

Murf-Beast 

Noun; A woman who is Fat, hairy, ugly as hell, and other wise unscrew-able. The Murf-Beast can meet all of the requirements, or just one, for just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is the murf-beast.
Though Kattie was a Huge murf-beast, she had an awesome out look on life, she had the love of her 10 cats and of the #4 super sized McDonald extra value meal.

The Murf 

When someone shows you his/her ass. Just like getting mooned.
You got murfed bitch! THE MURF!!!
The Murf by bargerbun January 2, 2010